The Pink Compass Your Mother Broke But We Can Still Read It - BUTTDIAL

LIFE FEELING A LITTLE HEAVY THESE DAYS? WELL LAND HO! DON YOUR OLD SEERSUCKER, ANOINT THE IVORY CIG HOLDER WITH A LIPSTICK KISS & EXHALE ALL YOUR WORRIES WITH A LITTLE BUTTDIAL EAVESDROPPING. WHO SAYS WALLPAPER DOESN’T WHISPER, LET ALONE HEAR? WELL HERE YOU ARE, BACK IN TRUE FORM, RIDICULOUSLY HANDSOME WITH A SPLASH OF GORGEOUS DIRT FOR BITES & TICKLES. WE MISSED YOU MR. DARLING! I KNOW, CHILDREN, I KNOW YOU DID.WITH AGGRESSIVE YET SOMEHOW VERY TENDER AFFECTION,MR. D and now we must b...