THE PLUG.

I've been celibate for too long. You know how I know? Shits getting weird. There's babies everywhere, My heart is literally on fire— All the time— And guess what else? I found out this weird trick— On complete accident. I actually found out that men are like real life good pussy detectors. Like, they have a sensor, or something. You know how I found this out? By complete accident. I promise, it was an accident. I was doing kiegels on the train— You know— like little— Pussy workouts— You know, you like. Clench real tight, and then release? Yeah. Anyway, So I was clenching my pussy real tight, right. On the train. And like six dudes were like **snifs, looking around** -_1 “Where is it?” And I was like “Uh oh!” Oh no! But I thought to myself— No, that was strange, That couldn't have really—no wait-/ So I did it again, And even more dudes were like “YO, WH—“ “WHAT?” *snifs* what. And that's when I found out “that's—wow. You know what? I should not be clenching my pussy like that on the train” And then, Of course, I'm doubting myself, I'm like— No way! That's ridiculous— so I thought Maybe one more—expression—one more kiegel, ought to do the trick. So I did it again, one more time— And all the dudes were like “”Whaaaaat is that?!l “What is going on” But this one dude, big black guy— Got this like sense of clarity, Whipped his head around at me, And luckily I was wearing sunglasses but, Looked dead at me like “ITS YOU.” And I was like Yep. You know what? I shouldn't even have this pussy on the train like this. I'm a just— I just got off the train. I don't even think it was my stop. I was just like— EXIT. No more pussy on the train. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.