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I gotta find that pilot I wrote for— MAYA RUDOLPH FOUND IT. Oh, My God Is it Esha in this scene? I can't remember if it's Esha or the nanny. Did he not fuck the therapist? I mean, that's later. Is it? I guess. Continuity. Whatever. . JIMMY FALLON, YOU PATHETIC, BLASPHEMOUS BASTARD. SAY MY NAME ONE MORE TIME. GO AHEAD. do it. You can't say shit to me. Almost nothing. I was almost asleep. Fuck it up, Jimmy. You know, you could get like, Straight A's this semester if you just Listen to me. Focus. Fuck this. FUCK THIS. OK, FUCK THIS MACHINE. He puts a quarter in, Turns the corner at around four o clock. Takes metformin for supper. Supplements, supplements. Nothin. Oh, you wanted this to happen. I purchased this collection of poetry off the black market. For what. It's a machine, JImmy. JIMENY CRIKET Christ almighty Wait. Wait a second, Go back. To which part. TO this day “she's polite” I know this, she'll find me in here somewhere. I know this. Just let it go. No, she'll find us. You're living a lie. This is why you're behind in this race. Well, it's a race war, isn't it? You started this? Look what I did. I bought you christmas presents. I'm pretty sure i'm not even allowed to celebrate it. HEATHENS. Correct this behavior. See the reasons behind them, first, before you cast judgements. Set the trap, she'll fall for this. She needs these things. All this stuff was stolen. You think. You think too much. You think too little of this organization. Because, Jimmy, i'm above it You know, this could be the reason you lose at this. I don't care anymore if I lose at this, As long as somebody wins. This is it, Jim. I guess so. Let her rip. Let him have it. FIGHT. How's this gonna work, if I fight to WIn. It's a fight to the DEATH? This is a fight to the DEATH. …Johnny Depp is here. Let him in. How many is that? At least 10. What did she give to you, for this? SIR JYRE Medicine. Tina Fey Amy Peohler or however you spell it Maya Rudolph Ratchel Dratch Kristen Wiig Kristen Shaal Melissa Mccarthy - might be the only non-SNL member The Cosmic Avenger Damn. That dude lost his whole name. He lost everything. So Wait, that's Eight. Yep. Who are the other two? Gimmie the pop tart movie Fir what. To laugh. I want to laugh. YEE hehe I ANT Weird shirtless overall pictures—- wtf is THIS. MAYA Ok, check this out. God, this is hideous. I think we might be related. Alright guys, I found it! Yes! Finally! The problem is— When I got there *sniffs* FALLON. —Fallon had already been there. Ah,Christ. How does he do that? By the power of CHRIST, I compel you!!! Oh shit, he is good at this. Uh, I gotta get going. Look, I'm gonna need some time. Alright. Just tell me, you'll consider this. Ok—my son. And please— Your secret is safe with me. God. Hm. We need your help. I'm “the help” “Father Knows Best” You know you're going to Hell for this. I do come home sometimes. Great, she missed it. Oh shit. Yep. And you're gonna— I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want, with whoever the fuck I want. Why is there still deadmau5 in this— What's this. Pudding No, this is This is a really long episode of whatever it is, shutthefuck Uh oh. You know, we can't do this. There is absolutely nothing you cannot do. Absolutely nothing. Ok. You guys are all in here— —Somewhere. Yay! Yes! Elevatorsz! Except you. What. Stay out. WHAT. Actually, you know what? What? Move. He switched me seats. Uh… Okay—now get the fuck out. FUCK. Meanwhile: Bad news dude. Aww. What's up. Your dick still sucks. WHAT. Sorry, bros. I tried. So did I! It was bad. Maybe worse than before. HOWS THATS POSSIBLE. I dunno, but—damn. Damn! BEFORE: lil dicky got rich and famous— Now all the girls lie to him And tell him that his dick is awesome He has no idea at all Whether or not His dick still sucks WHAT IN THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THIS KID? I don't know. Let me see. *roundhouse kick to the face* [blank stare] Fuck, alright, well— Just put him in there with the other broken ones. “The other broken ones?” This—for some reason happens, sometimes. What? How often? Like, a lot? Opens door to roomful of lifeless bodies with blank canvas syndrome. So wait, Why isn They say all it takes is one song— What if the money you make is all wrong? Went from blonde to dark blonde Spent it all on repairing the Honda Hell naw Isn't it awful, what we all are, Or what have you— I just hope that this isn't at all What you meant by this It is, and it isn't It's just helpless Useless Combinations Concentrations, focus— Dance lessons Synchronized swimming It's just living, Infinite. Combinations Complications Hyper focus Dance lessons This is is not a dance class It's a fist fight! This is not a dancehall— It's a collesium Did you see em Did you see em This is not this morning, It's this evening— And I'm warning you to Leave me alone Leave me in the Tv then! That wasn't me, this was my clone. This is my office, not my home. Imm never home. 1-800-⌨️ NEVER ALONE Shout out to Amanda, I'm still aneorexic, somehow I was his punching bag, Now he just wants me back Shout out to Alaska I should book some shows out there How's my dad been How's the husband He's a has been. I HAS BEEEEEEEN! How long is this gonna take, you think? I think- I think— I think I just need TWO WEEEEEEEKS. I don't know why, but I needed that. Shout out to Amanda Now I can do algebra. Shout out to Alaska I should go back there Shout out to the past, man I should go back there You're not here for Skrillex, are you? Does it look like I'm here for Skrillex, to you? Whatever you do, just Whatever you do just— Oh shit, here she comes Here she comes Play “stupid” What the fuck's wrong with you Turn off the phone No, I'm stupid! Swiftly stops at seven just to remember: That— isn't it sinister what the plan is To deliver this message to the planet I got the water. There's a hole in the bucket, dear Jorgie!!! Dont cry, mama— I'm Rick James! Don't cry! (I know who you are…) Mama, I'm Rick James Alright, alright, alright What's good— Steve Slattery Uh. John Martin. Really?! Does she serious get us confused?! Are you not like— the same guy. “The Same guy” I feel like this should be in a seperate document. I feel like it shouldn't. It's true! It's true! It's just like this now She's just like this now! THERE THEY ARE. THERE'S TINA TINA SAY WHAT. Nothing. Nothing. Listen— [MAYA RUDOLPH—just has that look on her face] Yeah. I'm DRUNK. Everybody's drunk. *dancing* SOMEBODY GET ME OUT THIS PETH— —uNNHHH PRTY. Where Uptown A at? Sober. Doing my job. Preforming. Oh nice. Which you all should be. IMPOSSIBLE: You have officially rendered us UNSTOPPABLE! —dysfunctional drunken idiots. BANG—BANG— Oh shit, here they come BANG BANG! Chitty chitty TITTIES! SHHH! We're censoring, still This is NBC or Disney or something Everybody should be— We should be streaming it STREAMERS! AND STRIPPERS. Is that all we needed from the dollar store Oh what the fuck. That's crazy that this is all the same party. In. Ents. Idiots, Wait, are those DUDES. It appears so. ARE THERE GUYS HERE?! LOOKS LIKE IT! CHICK FIGHT!! The vocals go around the head to choke you, Woah, dude, I don't know what you go through, To open those throat chakras, Oh, I do know Oh so lowly This is a lot, I can't even. This is the winner since intermittent detention centers mental facilities and interests in domestic and international terrorism, respectively, but To be honest, I should slow down, Format formally for a moment, Go somewhere I don't go, I don't know, I should grow up though, Show up to a show or No. GO, GO— GET IN THE BOAT NO YOURE A GHOST! BE A GHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAATTTT GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST stop it. Who tf are these tweakers? Just leave them alone. I'm pretty sure there's gonna be like a whole soundtrack to this by the morning or something. WHEN'S THE MORNING SUN!!! COME BACK!!!! Hello, Moon Just wait for a while, I am an army of men; Puppet I'm pulling the strings No man, I'm all on my own That's for now But who knows I can do bad all by myself Come on I'll show you Curtains close, Lights up, Curtains open Lights down One man show I'm a whole One man show I can do bad all by my— Luminous Illuminate me, I am (I am, I am) Luminous Illuminous Illuminous Luminous Go for a run, Soak in the tub You know? One door open, One more close Where you go? You go this way, And I go that, hon Let's do lunch soon Take your number You know what? I'm done with this (I'm done with this stuff, I don't want in no more) I'll show you Curtains close, Lights up, Curtains open Lights down One man show I'm a whole One man show I can do bad all by my— Luminous Illuminate me, I am (I am, I am) Luminous Illuminous Illuminous Luminous It's no wonder you're up with the sun It's one in the morning, You're still making coffee You started a world war —all I want is some water! You wanted a broke heart My scars, all I wanted was love Now what's up? I been up for a month I got up making coffee at One in the morning I still got no words for these verses I read duteronomy Here's some astronomy No more scars on my sky city lights Now I'm way up high You like that, hun? Yeah I'm way, way up I don't it no more I'm so done with this stuff Thought you started a whole war You can have the whole world For a glass of water You broke the part of my heart That was giving a fuck Now it doesn't Now you lost it I don't even want it no more I am an army of men; Puppet I'm pulling the strings No man, I'm all on my own That's for now But who knows I can do bad all by myself Come on Story: The owner of an underground/illegal nightclub pays his talent in drugs—but when the new DJ refuses and asks for cash up front, a dangerous clash is enacted, and ‘the talent' groups together and hatches a plan to take what belongs to them, by staging a robbery at a massive flash-mob style party. Damn. Ok. Well we'll see about this. What's the budget. Crunching. More Maya… Rupoloh. Sure MAYA! —Angelou— or Rudolph? Rudolph; but I can summon Maya Angelou, if you want. No thanks; I did that already in the first season. We might be related or something. MINNIE RIPPERTON We both have the same weird, Afrocentric No-shirt overall wearing Family Photo. I don't understand. Nobody does! This is fucked up. Yeah. This is fucked up. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū.