Masters of Rap Tapes, Part I: EXODUS. (Freestyle) {Enter The Multiverse}

Now my days are shattered My heart is scattered Around down, Fowl feathers of the night owl Dancing in my head In given nightgowns Right now Put the candle out Put the light on Every night, I'm gone Wandering around In the eye of the camera, My orb Falcon turned to black panther I prance around in a dance robe Like a disaster Put it out there, Just so I can't go back Pass the cake Pass the butter Pass the late night hatred Pass away the day praying For the faithless And their fake friends, but I digress Once the cameras are rolling A job's to be done For the funny men of us Are undercover Dressing up the dead And most disgusting sinister The winded wonder bread apostles I am a robot god I am born again in acid rain Something changed me Here's to the late night I hope he hates me —I hope I'm right, at least I hate being right— But I'm always right. Right hand over my bathroom counter Stacked up attacks on the Muslims But I love em Or I want to Hot tub The doctor Don't worry, loser Viewerships down to two downloads According to the numbers My demographic is faggots and players of forenig I have a habit for magic Addiction to alphas, You know? I'm a God I'm a robot I was washed in the acid rain —- Take the back of my neck like an animal Yes sir Put my hair in your hands Pull me back, Like an animal Up the ante Up in the air is my ass In a past life I had to have you Now I stand I higher grounds I'm higher now Coming up next A deeper addiction Coming up next A deeper dicking John Wiccan Coming up next Change the channel, coming over Move em up The winners circle Then move over. I lit a candle for another lover A real one , With a body and mind The tide of my soul wants to know you Behold, way below deck Deep dick Imm in deep shit now Way below the belt Blow all my hole on the dope fiend Do you want to know me A piñata full of chocolate Ive got a new list And you're not on it Aagain with this Again with the What's in my head It's a letter said Never forget this Forget this Forget this Tell me how to be like this To get a man like that To get a real deep dick That's way below deck I should settle for less Just to get my head better Some medical man Or some meth Just to finish this project I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets, The proctor The trophy, Two daughters And another one Here's goes the show I'm way too old for this I just need one good Fred Again Who knows how to hide he's a man But conspired Admirers, You know what it is? A deep dick, man Way, below deck Way below the belt Get ahold of him Ring the phone again I been calling on Collin Coleen is more polished It's brother sister sameness, Same mess for the colonizer White on white is Right on right I'm just behind you Way under the bridge Belt around my head to make it better I'll see you in heaven Out of Manhattan Where trash is the precipice Never better Bodies in perfection Where it went And where it goes again I'll see you then So apparently— Shh Wrong document great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently— [JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON] What. For WHAT?! Idk, what did you do to this bitch? What did I say?! What did you do?! JENNIFER ANNISTON I'm not finished with you, yet! WHAT? I don't know. Apparently, Goddammit. Wait. What. So he's a genius, right? Yeah, I guess. Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way…. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Flashback: Like: the 90's, or whatever. …are you turning me down? Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo Before. Hello. hello: Yeah. We could have done it. Ew. But we didn't. Ew. I mean: Cut back to: Nobody turns me down! Not even me! Alright. There's something off about that dude. Maybe he's gay… Hm. He not gay. He very not gay. Hm. See, I knew it. He's a good guy! [REDACTED] He's a MONSTER! He's an ANIMAL. WOOOOOOOOOOF . Oh man, that guy is a WOOF. I'm a DOG. Skrillex? I'm a dog Heeeeeeeeeeee Baby Heeeeeeeeee Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches —a list celebrity. CUT BACK TO I'M SUPER HOT. Hmhm. I know. Listen. Okay, Jennifer Aniston. Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?! NO! Okay, good. God no. That's— Wait, why NOT?! —I need way more than a million dollars. I knew it! It's about the money. It's actually not about the money. Wait, no, it's not? No. …then what is it? Yo. Okay, so Everybody likes his genetics. And I mean like FUCK IT, I WANT HIM. This one. I want this one! Right here. ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM. Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but— What. I'm— JOHNNY CARSON LOOK AT ME. Ah, well, alright TAG, YOURE IT. DAMN, you're good. Okay, I'm stoned. Damn. I got a boner. Cool. JLO look at me . I see you. You do see me. You know why? …yes. I am a-list. I get that. That's priority level ho status. Uhhh—- Ben affleck. That's real?! Some other guy— This guy. Wait, But that Fallon motherfucker?! [Redacted] He turned me down! Hey, so, uh— No thanks. WHAT. *shrugs. * BITCH. Look, okay, I'm not touching this. Why NOT, His WIFE is CUTE. Dawwwe. Gangsta. Oh, no, you know what?! What? You're gonna write this— And you're gonna like it. Pass. PASS?! Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon. ATTACK. THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ. That is a nice midlife crisis. Yikes. Aaaaaahhh. Wow. What happened. I shifted Fallon. And then wa— I think I died. I'm dying. I'm dying. You're probably right. My right to write this Is your right to remain a public figure For this cyclical fan fiction I suck dicks for a living And inhale tlevision Schizophrenic sickness Illuminati, predictive Programmings I'm so spamming These hoes Hoping I slit writsts (Only my own though) So Most of the late night guys are Conviniently enough Irish In some way or another Probably because Predictive programming targets the demographic of Somewhat You know what?! Nevermind, I'm not writing this. I get it though. I think they're hiding something. Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian. Positive. Or like, adopted. No. Are you sure? I mean, for the the most part— They would never allow a— I mean— Just water it down host by host, Until the racists are too old To care who replaces him. Shiny. He is shiny. Yeah, um— Let's just face it; Either this dude Is the most perfect man ever Or he's secretly getting laid every week. What's so secret about None of these things. [redacted] Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you; But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock For my own sake This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights What the fuck! I need a break, What does that mean? The entertainment industry's been Using me for years At some point realizing My infinite creativity Comes from my Inability to have Actually Every really been Loved So. So. No love, then. Seems like it. What about these? Look. I like WHITE DUDES. WHIIIIIIITE. Not brown Not black Not slanted Not Asian, really? UGH. The only reason— —well, not the only reason— I even hated him in the first place is because he WAS so attractive He's breaking 4th wall! Again! Quit breaking character! I am. Stop it. Fuck you, Fallon. —that he just seemed like a douchebag. —is a douchbag! Always trust your gut. There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it. FUCKING FALLON! GODDAMMIT, Dude, let's just think back to a time before OOH. COLORS. THE COLORS. OH. FUCK. Yo dude. Fallon just kind of— Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he? Yeah..: Yeah. For like, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah. He was just Everywhere I went Everything I saw On everywhere I was GODDAMMIT, For like FIVE YEARS, bro. That's nuts. This is nuts. This is famous. W What. How did he get that famous? Let me in. No, LET ME IN. NO. LET ME OUT. Can't. LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU. Kill me. I don't care. What: I think I scared that man. He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been. I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was. Nobody at all. I looked him in the eye, Dead on And I told him “Just do it.” Now tell me again what's wrong with me. I— Right. Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera— And shut the fuck up. Cause if anybody's gonna kill me— It's gonna be me. N sync, it's gonna be me. GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW. Why not WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT No, we are not. Take it away, boys. So you wouldn't date— After Britney, bro? Awhs. Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really— Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head. Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then. An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself… [Tales of a Superstar DJ] Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder Glisten whispers of water Tears of all tears Of time to the altar, For follow for fellow– A felon of antigone, Grace, with shed a tattered tail o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not, agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us, So honored in her fortress of the trees electromagnetisim robot - mitzvah -31. [As Seen on TV] Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk synonyms - a- side antonyms - (B-side) whoever Lentiles Anaheim Peppers Beets “Neo House” For what a withered want would call An honor fortunes fure, gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment foreward come the One who waits Believing darkness his fate Thank you God, I love you -Blū. DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME WTF is THIS. AGAIN. Oh–NO. AM I IN A MOVIE? Ahem… Amen. ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! (lol) JOHNNY DEPP I had the most terrible dream this morning HEWEY LEWIS (reading the news) What was it? [LEWIS + CLARK] [copy + paste] JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D) I was just HEWEY LEWIS ? JOHNNY DEPP –very– briefly– HEWEY LEWIS Spit it out. JOHNNY DEPP Sober. [beat] HEWEY LEWIS Is that it? JOHNNY DEPP (shrugging, wide-eyed) **face ** Look kid, shit or get off the pot! Not on purpose… But with (always with) GOD You know why I love mormons? Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation. That's it. That's amazing, though. To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex Just to have kids! WHAT? That's incredible. [The TV People] Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper. Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family. Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness. Nobody wants to touch this project. –well, wy not? Because, she's dangerous! –there's blood all over this! –it's cursed blood. the oath (that guy, from 30 rock) Jay something– i think (he plays josh) I'll write it. The omen. the sacrifice. It's over. Don't do this, Jim I have to! It's my only way out of this. You have my eyes on. Why Because. I probably like them, or something. That's my song. And that's my son. All my crosses John Paul “For The Birds” 30 ____ What happened? IT just turned off Turn it ON. We can't! Jesus took the wheel. On all m crosses On all my stars On all my curses On all my Gods Erase M Hexes Remove My Bonds Return my Love Protect My Rick -The God of the Rck. -The Walk from The Plaza A Novel It was a long walk back to Boston Buut the long journey Had just begun [This is The Hook] I'm dead. Well, i'm a monster. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, I I am PEACE I am LOVE ‘The Pentacles” by The Ace of Wands Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention. This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise. This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state. ENLIGHTENMENT All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker. This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser. (The hatred and damage will richochet.) Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar. Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing. Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions. Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles. ENCANTMENT: OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND STO SEEK TRUTH BEYOND LIGHT SO THAT I MAY BECOME AND RISE ABOVE ALL THAT IS KNOWN TO BEGIN AGAIn WHICH YET UNKNOWN AMEN (AND SO I AM ; SO MOTE IT BE, AND SO IT IS [EBCGABGN+TNEBT =] I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was ENCHANTMENT Which is the adult sequel to ENCHANTED. Which i'm pretty sure was Disney, So idk how to get away with that at all. TINA FEY What's this space. The blackbox. nice . Ca-ching! I got my eye on you (Ū) My ion You are in my eyes You are in my light You are in my life The star that shines, For a reason recently At any given time Day or night Rain or shine [Protective Action Sequence Initiated] I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times! And I only purpled once! LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RItual II “Provocotive Nonchalonce” Lol “Nonchaloncé” I love her so much. This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and wtf PAIGE THE PAGE wtf is this KENNETH LIZ LEMON KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?! He didn't! He didn't! –peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious* lol Unconcious! COME! I'm guessing it's just UNSONICIOUS. [defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way] Wow, the greeks again. I guess. –Consious and unconsious– LEO DICAPRIO MATT DAMON [ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT] {Enter The multiverse} Welcome to New York! lol the entrance IS the exit R e v o l v e r We gotta get back there! Yes. But first ALI You must see this. JET You must to see this, to. MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA PIZZA PORTAL I went from DKNY To BKNY b2K can kills my JZ ENVY my IVY league Sen PAI SEND PIE For this guy, please! He just did THinking to get This high Ride This bike Right to sleep Try this Cry-CyLCLE Keep writing –infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time. Place your altar as such NORTH WEST EAST SOUTH FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS AND SO WITHIN, LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH, SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY, ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE, WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE, AND ALL THAT I BECOME, A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION, THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME. AMEN (So mote it be) [and so it is done] WITH THANKS, I AM. Synthetic kick bass snare stick hit hard 963hz – 96.5hz Apache –Fuck Boy Got the whole squad doing whoop-whoops That's a good job, But i fucked up nah Gotta be a Rockstar I'm a God, God! deng Miley, What the fuck. wurly (durly) piano. Piano Chorch Chop2 Paradise. Feel like i”m winning a race ya ! I should go buy a race car pencil , no pen I'll erase ya my niggaz is fighting a race war sorry ! (Not) you started it (hah) I'll finish it (brah This ain't no nerf gun I'll make you nervous on Broadway. (NO!) This is a one-way Stay in your lane! Ride the wave, like SURFBOARD SURFBOARD This is my turf, hon I'll ake you walk in a rain storm. -31. -31. -31. Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley Your curses can't hurt me! They called me up I'mma cat call you, I'm Johnny Bravo JOHNNY BRAVO Oooohhh, Mama! I'm JOHNNY DEPP I got laid At the oscars. Whats up. 311! SURFBORD -31! Shut up (bitch) Shut up (bitch Shut up (bitch) -31. They calling me JOhnny Bravo Bravo! I got a whole show On my oscars They called me a Shut up! (Bitch) 31 31. YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?! EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND. CUT TO : BEFORE: RUSSELL BRAND Where is everyone? Ū :eyes …I'm everyone… RUSSELL BRAND –Right! :eyes [beat] So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after, In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be [EXCERPT FROM] [THE TV PEOPLE] [It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.] PATRICK …Esha… ESHA –Patrick?! Did you follow me here? PATRICK Yes.. ESHA Why? PATRICK Esha– ESHA (knowingly) –Don't. PATRICK (CONT'D) I love you. ESHA Don't! PATRICK Well, I do. ESHA You know what, Patrick, stop it. PATRICK I can't. ESHA You can. You have to, actually, goddammit – Do you understand? PATRICK I don't understand, Esh… ESHA You are a bleeding heart. PATRICK –I'm a bleeding, bloody– Everything—-everything....! [He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.] ESHA That's not what I meant, Pat. BOOM. HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS BUNK BED THOUGHTS LIKE TWO AT A T-MS FUCK YOU COUGHS, STOP STEALING MY ™ s THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED AS THE DEMONS! YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM 2 DROPS DOGBLOOD LEAK IN MY DREAMIN TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS IN HYA SCHEMIN YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD IS JUST ME AT THE EE-ND. We are not alike We are the same I know nothing about you But your name Apparently, I'm famous Now we made the game And keep on playing. Wtf. Dtf? Idk. Ū? lol Kk. rofl CUT BACK TO Lol wtf man This is THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS like In order. Lol Ok [THE TV PEOPLE] PATRICK What do you mean?! Stop speaking in metaphores! You're like a– ESHA Like a what? [beat] PATRICK (reflectively) Like a puzzle. I love puzzles. – PATRICK/ ESHA CONT'D (Simultaneosly) –you know that. –I know that. ESHA Look, Pat. This has to stop! PATRICK It can't stop. It doesn't stop. I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP! CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP! Jealosy Could never be a friend to me Vanity Could never be the end of me [The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me; The Enemy of my Enemy is–] c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl Continuum Conundrum Loop3r [THE TV PEOPLE] ESHA It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat. PATRICK Look at YOU! ESHA Me? I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that; Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are? PATRICK ..Too high up . ESHA At the top! PATRICK –Not the top. Almost… ESHA Exactly So why look so far below when your ‘almost' i something I can't even see? Damn. This shit gets deep. Yeah. THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS, RITUAL III ‘The Beholder of The Eye' by The Eye of the Beholder rarity- A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC As Seen on TV Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA The Great Adventures of Uptown A Uptown A Project 3 Sunni Blu -the kidd -31. INZO– PATRICK Would you believe me at all If I told you that the ladder Was on it's side? ESHA Now you're speaking in metaphores. PATRICK Well, solve this puzzle, then– Where you are–I am. I'm no above you, I'm beside you– And if you look–not up, But right, You will see the top, And everything in between You'll see everything. ESHA Trust me– PATRICK –I do trust you. ESHA (CON'T) –I've seen enough. PATRICK Trust me–there's more. [THE TV PEOPLE] The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble. Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.] THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL IV PROSPERITY “A Call TO THe Candula” By The Keeper of The Keys Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice. Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR. Cell phone tripod Drea Catcher Essential Oils Mini Banana Breads Mini Boxes Tiny Mirrors head to Head Neck and Neck We Intertwined THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS RITUAL V ‘For Your Consideration' By The Academy Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of– Uh oh. What happened. SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS Thank You Gd For multiplying each dollar marked [Jimmy Fallon[ By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately. I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday March 31, A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all. Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain. I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business, With great success. Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially. Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers. Amen. Do you think it'll work? [CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter] [CLOUDONE] Cocaina, Migos All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre. [I AM WEALTHY] Look, You don't kick the horse, Jjust because it won't ley Prickly Pear Waffles Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon All my Best friends I was down in the W's I was down at the W I was down in the W's (Huh.) {F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix} The DJs are playing lazer tag– pew-pew –but like– forreal, though. [THE TV PEOPLE] Lol Esha's Rock garden. MAYA RUDOLPH The scientist, however, not mad, But a genius, who practicies “Alternative medicine” What is this. It's my penis. *squints* {nods} “The Secret President” (Of The Network) MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN. Hey guys. Hey. Hi. Do you want to like… *squints* Come over, or something? … For some reason, yes , actually. 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