198 - Giovanni dalle Bande Nere part 3: Pietro Aretino and shot down in a blaze of glory

In this episode, we trace the final chapters in the life of Giovanni dalle Bande Nere, the last great condottiero of Renaissance Italy, and his unlikely, enduring friendship with the scandalous writer Pietro Aretino. From political satire in Rome to blood-soaked battlefields in Lombardy and Umbria, this story intertwines art, warfare, ambition, and the sweeping changes that transformed European conflict forever.Key Topics CoveredPietro Aretino: Scandal, Satire & SurvivalEarly life in Arezzo, his refusal of his father’s name, and his rise as a sharp-tongued writer and showman in the papal court of Leo X.The “talking statues” of Rome—especially Pasquino—and how Aretino’s biting pasquinades shaped political discourse.His alignment with Giulio de’ Medici (future Pope Clement VII), flight after the election of Hadrian VI, and continued clashes with papal officials.The scandal of the erotic engravings of Giulio Romano, ensuing arrests, and Aretino’s provocative “lustful sonnets.”His stabbing in Rome, survival, and eventual wanderings through Mantua and finally Venice, where he spent the last decades of his colourful life.His literary legacy, including La Cortigiana and the Ragionamenti, with their unfiltered depictions of sex, society, and the hypocrisy of his age.Giovanni dalle Bande Nere: Rise, Glory, and Decline of the CondottieriGiovanni’s campaigns under various Italian powers and his growing reputation as a fearless and impulsive commander.His service to Pope Leo X and later Hadrian VI, including action against the Baglioni in Umbria and the dramatic siege at Passignano.Giovanni’s early brushes with imperial interest—and his surprising decision to instead enter French service under Francis I.The Battle of Bicocca (1522): a turning point in military history marking the decline of heavy cavalry and mercenary companies in the face of firearms and artillery.Giovanni’s wounding at Pavia and the involvement of two remarkable physicians: Berengario da Carpi and Abraham of Mantua.His turbulent finances, reckless habits, and the selling of Aulla, which ended his dream of carving out a hereditary domain.Increasing tensions caused by his Black Bands as they created chaos across Tuscany and Emilia.The League of Cognac & Giovanni’s Final CampaignThe formation of the anti-imperial League of Cognac (1526): Italy and France united against Charles V.Giovanni’s renewed service—accompanied once more by Aretino—and widespread hopes that he might become the Italian hero capable of unifying the peninsula.Frustration with Duke Francesco della Rovere’s hesitant leadership and obstacles created by Italian rivalries, especially the Este of Ferrara.Giovanni’s last victory at Governolo near Mantua.His mortal wounding from a hidden sniper’s shot—ironically not from the artillery that was reshaping warfare—and the dramatic amputation performed by Dr. Abraham.Giovanni’s final days, the legendary accounts of his stoicism, and his death at just 28 years old.Aftermath & LegacyThe consequences of Giovanni’s death: the failure of the League of Cognac to stop the imperial advance and the catastrophic Sack of Rome in 1527.The continuation of the Black Bands under Pier Maria de’ Rossi—and Maria Salviati’s refusal to let young Cosimo join them as a mascot.Giovanni’s relocation from Mantua to Florence and his enduring presence in the city’s memory.A glimpse of his statue near the Uffizi, standing guard toward the Arno—a symbolic link to his son, Cosimo I, future Grand Duke of Tuscany.Why This Story...